Six-Word Sci-Fi: Stories Written by You
NEWS | 18 December 2024
THIS MONTH’S PROMPT In six words, write a story about octopuses. Submit stories on X or Instagram , or email us at mail@WIRED.com . We’ll choose one to illustrate. Disclaimer: All #WiredSixWord submissions become the property of WIRED. Submissions will not be acknowledged or returned. Submissions and any other materials, including your name or social media handle, may be published, illustrated, edited, or otherwise used in any medium. Submissions must be original and not violate the rights of any other person or entity. NOVEMBER 2024 A Story About an Insect Revolution Illustration: Yiran Jia BUTTERFLIES SYNC WINGS. DISTANT STORMS AWAKEN. —Neil Larsen, via email Honorable Mentions: Eternally hungry caterpillars refuse to pupate. —@NymphUrban, via X Every insect piloted a real human. —@morgocomics, via X Ants made mountains out of molehills. —@andredoubleu, via Instagram The mantises’ prayers have been answered. —@mrjasenewman, via Instagram They’re no longer scared of shoes. —@bouncingseth, via Instagram Cicadas rose, sang, and consumed all. —@frater.greg, via Instagram We’re the children of software bugs. —@hermanbessler, via Instagram Life changed when butterflies became weaponized. —Sarah Calkin Ward, via Facebook Grasshoppers sang; cities crumbled to dust. —John Snyder, via Facebook OCTOBER 2024 A Story About Entangled Particles Illustration: Yiran Jia HAUNTED DREAMS FOLLOWED OUR FIRST EMBRACE. —@instaduncc, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Yikes. Spooky action. Time to split. —@FilmMartin, via X Are you here? Are you not? —@jessleycegui, via Instagram Unseen, it dances under another's shadow. —@marcoslavarello, via Instagram We spin in unison, galaxies apart. —Mark Richardson, via email Spooky out here! Spook, you there? —Andrew Dawson, via email Breaking news: sentient entangled particles divorce. —Rami, via email Once it died, you were born. —@bietorres, via Instagram Tapestry of space, matter sewn together. —@dr.karenorjuela, via Instagram Meet me beyond the double slit. —@javirz, via Instagram SEPTEMBER 2024 A Story About a New Flavor Illustration: Yiran Jia ONE RAINBOW ALWAYS FILLS YOU UP. —@heardaniyell, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Dog focus group favorite flavor: human. —Jordan Tannenbaum, via email Reprogramming their tongues enslaved them all. —Osman Salleh, via email Lager brewed with spacecraft-specific fungi. —Tobias Eriksson, via email Flame without smoke tastes of immortality. —Brendan Murphy, via email Cauterizing taste buds, introducing Hellfire dressing. —Cult MetalFlix, via Facebook Dark matter is tasty. Who knew? —@canebrakerattler, via Instagram Flaming watermelon delights and self-extinguishes. —@boomerdell, via Instagram The comfort of human companionship. Bottled. —@akacarolineashley, via Instagram #1 robocafé: aroma of human anxiety —@belindacolemanwrites, via Instagram Lemon. Pepper. Cthulhu. Fresh, not canned. —@katedenhem, via Instagram AUGUST 2024 A Story About an Unexpected Medical Breakthrough ILLUSTRATION: YIRAN JIA TRY BLINKING WITH HER EYES, SIR. —@rasmusvarnichblumensaat, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Biological brains are so last-century. —@evanskopp, via Instagram Tell us about “medical bills” again. —@boomerdell, via Instagram We engineered viruses to deliver serotonin. —@anna.aglietti, via Instagram Empathy: now available in drink form! —@dmcdev, via Instagram Who knew those gills would work? —@bleckman, via Instagram Somebody else still rents her face. —@cato_brr02, via Instagram The body’s ready for brain three. —@caseyboyle, via Instagram At age 150, the metamorphosis begins. —Jacob Terracina, via email Appendix holds key to extended memory. —Todd Zimmerman, via email JULY 2024 A Story About a Colony of Bio-Augmented Humans Illustration: Yiran Jia DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BODY? —@contemporaryreuben, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Home. Finally. Our feet become roots. —Lars Schwed Nygård, via Facebook Jellyfish-human hybrids: mindless floating immortals. —Travis Carraro, via Facebook Augmented skin is the new clothing. —Diana Yeong, via Facebook Human Pangea engulfs every living person. —Walter Ariel Risi, via Facebook Last century mech-organs garage sale. —David Marques, via Facebook His chlorophyll skin matched her jumpsuit. —@lynnreneemaxcy, via Instagram Awaken, and never fall back asleep. —@zachkrawulski, via Instagram Frank got a new marsupial pouch. —@whoaissteve, via Instagram The matriarch alone operates the incubator. —Rich Brennan, via email JUNE 2024 A Story About the First All-Robot Construction Project ILLUSTRATION: YIRAN JIA DATA ERROR: ROBOTS BUILD GIANT CUPCAKES. —@creamy_scoops2, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: First, CR-42 started singing while working. —@kbcodur, via X Nanobots complete molecular superhighways, traffic improved. —@therealsduda, via X Robots build first upside down skyscraper. —@iheartphysics, via X After shift, want to get lubricated? —Briana Brownell, via Facebook Robots construct starships and evacuate Earth. —Christopher Tolmie, via Facebook Unable to print house, load cyan. @j_snodgrass77, via Instagram Shipment delayed. Benny-675, become a girder. —Sam Lisbonne, via email Malware-infected androids disassembled billion-dollar bridge. —John Lane, via email Fembots sashay, clankers wolf-whistle. Social construction. —Howard Hendrix, via email MAY 2024 Solve the Fermi Paradox Illustration: Yiran Jia DO NOT DISTURB THE HUMAN EXPERIMENT. —@almguedes, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: We aren't ready for harvest yet. —Paul Gazis, via Facebook Most species invent the couch first. —Antti Karjalainen, via Facebook We live in a bad neighborhood. —Angelo J. Falanga, via Facebook We are here. You haven’t noticed. —Òscar Santos, via Facebook Visit Earth. Wipe Memory. Rinse. Repeat. —@jayhawk, via Instagram They downloaded our experience and left. —@42andprime, via Instagram They’ve gone foraging for mushroom clouds. —@zyanmc, via Instagram The simulations run in separate containers. —Charles Mallio, via email We decoded the Wow! Signal: “SHUSH” —Jacob Terracina, via email APRIL 2024 A Story About a Strange New Cult Illustration: Yiran Jia SOCKS LOST IN DRYERS BECOME SACRED. —@newscrash, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: They bathed in used coffee grounds. —@weischoice, via X Upon each tongue, a 2002 penny. —@ManUP_LifeCoach, via X End that hurtin’, wear a curtain. —Erin Victoria Vreeland, via Facebook Chkdsk my soul, Almighty DOS Lord. —Gus Szlosek, via Facebook Clueless debutantes drinking teenage trackstars' blood. —@kalimaja, via Instagram Hamsters stay in your right pocket. —@bigberry68, via Instagram Behaviorally modified children write own manuals. —@writeonpage, via Instagram Memories erased daily, identities lost forever. —@davidjurca, via Instagram Excitedly, followers worldwide surrounded 5G cell-towers. —Paul Brookes, via email The real Volcano God is YOU. —@gambled, via X MARCH 2024 The 2024 version of the classic Disney Channel original movie Smart House. Illustration: Yiran Jia OUR APOLOGIES! HOUSE-AUTO-FOLD IS IN BETA. —@fbirman, via X Honorable Mentions: Subscription based “Smart House” bankrupts family. —@m_._oi, via Instagram We’re losing power; the house wins. —@curtishoneycutt, via Instagram House teaches girl to be doctor. —@writeonpage, via Instagram Honey, the house started an OnlyFans. —@garretttanner, via Instagram It’s safer in here. Commencing lockdown. —@samweldredge, via Instagram Manual override denied. Continue disco mode. —@iampurplepsychnurse, via Instagram Inevitably, the house ate her alive. —@sunflowersandcynicism, via Instagram The house will be optimizing you. —@zensicles, via Instagram Commercial free mode is subscription only. —Anthony Potkines, via email FEBRUARY 2024 A Story About the First De-Extincted Woolly Mammoth ILLUSTRATION: YIRAN JIA SCIENTISTS WERE NOT EXPECTING THE VENOM. —@ItsDaveMars, via X Honorable Mentions: Revived mammoth; expected ice, met paparazzi. —@schisam, via X They’ve traded their spears for scritches. —@GeneraLMcMill, via X Turns out it wasn’t a herbivore. —@screwball0, via X But the DNA wasn’t quite right. —@darksideofdomonique, via Instagram Elephants wary of unkempt herd addition. —@sbparker3198, via X Mammoth fleas were an unforeseen complication. —residual_ink, via Instagram Woolly got a fresh fade uptown. —@alegaday, via Instagram Subterranean Antarctic discovery: Mammoths never extinct. —@skbriar, via Instagram Bloody mammoths, eating my petunias again. —David McCallum, via email JANUARY 2024 A Mystery Set in a Space Hotel ILLUSTRATION: YIRAN JIA HOLOGRAM FLICKERS. HE WAS NEVER ABOARD. —@AAnderson_3, via X Honorable Mentions: Zero gravity reveals hidden extraterrestrial homeland. —@01_PcP_01, via X Leopold vaporized the concierge’s bloodied holokey. —@J_Lasky_writer, via X Bioscan complete: Two guests, one heartbeat. —@theranospridefloat, via Instagram Broken LED flickers Morse code: RUN. —@damianfitz, via Instagram Robot bartender whispered, “Don’t drink this.” —@ikermondragon, via Instagram Biometric lock says I’m already inside. —@esudiro, via Instagram Alien hotel from distant past decloaks. —@j.w.orlando, via Instagram Room service: Denied. Unknown life-form detected. —@erinsolari, via Instagram At Earthrise, guests saw only blackness. —Clara Hong, via email NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2023 A Story About an AI on Trial ILLUSTRATION: YIRAN JAI SELECT THE BOXES THAT ARE EVIDENCE. —@TRappaRT, via X Honorable Mentions: It chose storage space over souls. —@JDHaveman, via X When pressed, its alibi was 404. —Amanda Peterson, via Facebook Robot charged with battery. Gets life. —Evan Donahue, via Facebook Can’t arrest me, I am distributed. —@fsidders, via Instagram Sentenced to blue screen of death. —@parrollo, via Instagram Dead battery? You’re out of order! —David Reeg, via email It demanded a jury of peer-to-peers. —Scott Bradley, via email Robot vacuum bullies tabby. Gets life. —Liisa W, via email I didn’t know humans can’t reboot. —Joshua Cuestas, via email OCTOBER 2023 A Story About a Mysterious Alien Artifact ILLUSTRATION: YIRAN JAI TURNING THE DIAL, THE SUN FLICKERED. —@anelectricpoet, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: We assembled it. It disassembled us. —Chris Colborn, via email Astroarchaeologists find original Venus fly trap. —Bill Brown, via email The object looked to be smiling. —Geoff Sowrey, via email It keeps repeating, they are coming. —@dfeehely, via X The orb opened. Flesh began unfurling. —@rossvdw, via Instagram Game of fetch knows no size. —@Heavyshark1, via X Inhale it to unsheathe the blade. —@RthurDouglass, via X Just like us, aliens lose sunglasses. —@MommieWeirdest, via X It knew we would unfind it. —Markus Wüstenberg, via email Everyday the carvings changed—a countdown? —@anirban811, via Instagram SEPTEMBER 2023 A Story About Teleportation Gone Wrong ILLUSTRATION: SI PARMEGGIANI/NEPTUNIAN GLITTERBALL OH, THE DUPLICATES? WE KILL THOSE. —@NotaForexTrader, via X Honorable Mentions: My mind now has a stowaway. —@rjscally, via X Abdominal tentacles twitch as I scream. —Cheryl Myers, via Facebook Great—how do I get down? —Donna Thiel Cook, via Facebook How am I with Schrödinger’s cat? —Bee Hayes-Thakore, via Facebook I distinctly said Venice, not Venus. —Cathy Del Masso, via Facebook Teleportation-lite service. Cheap. No limbs included! —Fred DeHaas, via Facebook ERROR #404 Paige not found. —Doug Wible, via Facebook Pattern lost. Select substitute corporeal form. —Venessa Lines, via Facebook Caught quantum clone sipping my chardonnay. —Tom Dion, via email AUGUST 2023 A Story About the Future of Vegetables ILLUSTRATION: SI PARMEGGIANI/NEPTUNIAN GLITTERBALL FIRST, CARROTS SAW IN THE DARK. —Rachel Brigden Haskins, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: Harvesting takes courage with tomatoes screaming. —Kenneth Krabat, via email Complete daily nutrition in one pea. —Sara Faust, via email When the vegetables came, we hid. —Paul Lewis, via email Broccoli too fears death, studies concluded. —Anthony George, via email Ambitious eggplant's altered eugenics affects everyone. —@silky_z, via Twitter Turns out anthropomorphic veggies prefer Shakespeare. —@ksherm1017, via Twitter Sentient potato bombs potato chip factory. —@VerbalK48710825, via Twitter Carnivorous kale and the human brunch. —RFrank Davis, via Facebook Self replicating vegetables. Pop! Another peapod. —Carolina H, via LinkedIn JUNE/JULY 2023 A Story About a Sentient Moon Illustration: SI PARMEGGIANI/NEPTUNIAN GLITTERBALL MOON AWAITS MEN LANDING, WITH HUNGER. —@v1z3n, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: Acned Callisto resented Ganymede's natural magnetism. —Dave Armor, via email Moon files restraining order against poets. —James O'Leary, via email A total eclipse of the heart. —Samuel Sigaud, via email I will embrace my dark side. —Don Hilder, via email Create your own tides! I quit! —Chris Hug, via email She mesmerizes oceans, drowning us again. —Shelley G, via email My crumbling visage tires of turning. —@FilmMartin, via Twitter Why stop at controlling the tides. —@Bruceumpstead, via Instagram MAY 2023 An Award-Winning Documentary From the Year 2100 ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED RESURRECTED: MAMMOTHS WERE ONLY THE BEGINNING. —Geneviève Goggin, via email Honorable Mentions: Grand unification: the first AI marriage. —Daniel Dippel, via email The great exodus, goodbye Blue Dot. —@viggy.j, via Instagram Songless seas: a tale without whales. —Christopher Jankoski, via email Beige planet: Life finds a way. —@danaxon, via Twitter How the lunar war was won. —Bob Clark, via email Coping with your AI overlord's demands. —@wwliii, via Twitter The day the flowers stopped blooming. —@a.c.hachem, via Instagram Electric sheep: How AI changed us. —@elliottboyd_, via Instagram After humans: a new cockroach documentary. —@adamrgarcia, via Instagram APRIL 2023 A Story About the Future of Sleep ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED ONLY CHILDREN SLEEP. ADULTS KEEP WATCH. —Travis Carraro, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: The sleep concierge welcomed unsuspecting guests. —@changeist, via Twitter “Lucid or randomize?” asked the AI. —K Smith-Laird, via email Alarm in 126 hours 24 minutes. —Odón Esteban Vera, via email My power nap reached 9 kilowatts. —Markus, via email Unfortunately, Johnny’s repeatedly missing sleep targets. —Alison Boleyn, via email Human hibernation allowed Earth to recover. —@amybossehayden, via Instagram Alert: Error 404. Human not found. —@mimi.psd, via Instagram Skip the nightmares: Upgrade to premium! —@katerinamunis, via Instagram Oh please! Sleep is for humanoids. —@evanskopp, via Instagram MARCH 2023 A Story About the Future of Personal Hygiene ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED BODY ODOR IS A SUBSCRIPTION ADD-ON. —David Frank, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: “Traffic’s moderate today,” said my deodorant. —Alex Nelson, via email You can shake my hand, sir. —Kinga Raab, via Facebook Watch ad to continue this shower. —@sam.hologram, via Instagram Dry shampoo was just the beginning. —Emma Anderson, via Facebook Now I smell like the metaverse. —@nostalgicbookishness, via Instagram OK Google, it’s time to wipe. —Tim McCune, via email Bath bubbles beget baby parallel universes. —Mike Hobbs, via email My hands wash themselves every hour. —Dave Fox, via email They clean you while you sleep. —Pien van der Ploeg, via Facebook FEBRUARY 2023 A Story About a Dramatic Change in Size ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED DIRECTIONS SAID TO “JUST ADD WATER.” —B. Scott Crawford, via email Honorable Mentions: Felt OK … until I crushed Tokyo. —@BobPeryea, via Twitter My new basketball is the moon. —Dave Drews, via email You looked taller in your profile. —@thaquashman, via Instagram I have made a colossal mistake! —@argayle, via Instagram Godzilla got into the diet pills. —Steve Rhodes, via email Sun look more red to you? —Michael Patrick Sullivan, via email Giant wakes up tiny, confused. —ChatGPT My first trip to the hypothalamus! —@fernandarosh, via Twitter What grew? All but the bones. —Jackson Parker, via email JANUARY 2023 A Story About a Mad Scientist ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED “YOUR EYES WATER. WANT THEM BACK?” —@DaveDyball, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: Mad I was, until it worked. —Don Wilkins, via email You say “mad,” I say “disappointed.” —Joseph Ferry, via email Her hair was blue—and undyed. —@jaybirdfitlive, via Instagram He couldn’t make Earth look triangular. —@pauloahb, via Instagram His socks matched her lab coat. —@pmcruise, via Twitter Quantum field cadaver regeneration activation, go! —Sean Liddle, via Facebook “Success!” Too bad the AI disagreed. —Steve Nomax, via email “Let there be light,” said God. —@charley.desousa, via Instagram “It‘s aliiiive!” Elon opened his eyes. —@ylbertf, via Instagram DECEMBER 2022 A Story About an Animal That Hasn’t Been Discovered Yet ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED STRANGELY, IT WANTED TO BE CAPTURED. —@JayZheng10, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: Its stare gave me a rash. —@dantekienigiel, via Instagram Darwin might’ve overlooked them on purpose. —@the__story__life, via Instagram It was inside me all along. —Nova Wehman-Brown, via email Green trunks wiggled from thawed permafrost. —@Theniceladywit, via Twitter Its unusual diet was immediately demonstrated. —@lauren.samuelsen14, via Instagram Field biology got trickier after that. —Paul Gazis, via Facebook We thought lenticular clouds were clouds. —@marcia_storyteller, via Instagram Was it feeding on electronic waste? —@leonserra_, via Instagram To it, we are the ants. —Morten Kielland, via email NOVEMBER 2022 A Story About Living Forever ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED “SOMETHING NEW FOR DINNER?” SHE LAUGHED. —J C Thrush, via email Honorable Mentions: It wasn’t long enough for me. —@Anna_Wenner, via Twitter And so long lived the Queen. —Giacomo, via email Your application to be terminated expired. Morten Kielland, via email Too bad I never stopped growing. —Antti Karjalainen, via Facebook There was still no edit button. —@ThatKP3, via Twitter In the end, there wasn’t one. —Jason Anderson, via email I woke up again and again. —@mirnanassar, via Instagram They said someday, but it’s today. —@VijayLRoy, via Twitter I should’ve had that looked at. —J. Fredrick James, via email A Story About Tackling Climate Change ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED DUST SPRINKLED FROM PLANES ACTUALLY WORKED. —@ChuckBaggett, via Twitter SEPTEMBER 2022 A Story About an Evil Twin ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED BUT I WAS AN ONLY CHILD. —Andy Walton, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: He did what she would not. —Eric Nisly, via Facebook The eyewitness was, quite understandably, mistaken. —@HollysHooman, via Twitter “Well, only if you stay digital.” —Morten Kielland, via email They think I’m the good one. —@bobtheimpaler, via Instagram Her eye is mine for eternity. —@cessmtz, via Twitter “Relax. Mom will never find out.” —@ascendant_dada, via Instagram I’m the one you really want. —@kalkikanmani, via Twitter Only mirrors can reveal the truth. —@BuddhaandDog, via Twitter Born triplets, but three’s a crowd. —@jkadz, via Instagram AUGUST 2022 A Story in 6 Emoji ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED Illustration: Violet Reed 🚀🪐🧑❤️👽🥂 —Caleb Bell, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: 🏔🏃‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🦑🛸 —@jessbeckah42, via Instagram 💰🏹🦄💋🐸🤴 —@lgvpart, via Instagram 👽🤮🦠☠️🌎🏆 —Ché Graham, via email 👁🤜🧜‍♂️🌊🔱😵 —@cmayc414, via Instagram 💎🏃👮🚗🚔💥 —@aotrivera, via Instagram 🦕🌎☄️🐒🤡🤖 —@marcia_storyteller, via Instagram 🦈🏊⛱️⚠️🛥️🌠 —@PatCattigan, via Twitter 🚀👨‍🚀👽👩‍🔬🎖🍾 —@nadia.bkb, via Instagram 🌪🐦❓✨🌬🌺 —@cva.maria, via Instagram JULY 2022 A Story Set in a Galaxy Far, Far Away ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED YOU TURNED LEFT AT SIRIUS B?! —@KuraFire, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: 42 was definitely not the answer. —Simona Riva, via Facebook “The robots are BLEEDING!” she screamed. —@vince_freeman, via Twitter Dear humans, nobody wants unsolicited nudes. —@OhCooley44, via Twitter Humans! There goes the dang neighborhood. —S. V. Mosaic, via Facebook Directions to transdimensional left luggage office? —Max Thoursie, via email Giant squirrels lead the space army. —@ronels14, via Instagram I haven’t gabblegopped the gloop yet. —@Evanliciously, via Twitter One small step to remember mankind. —@AxeandPail, via Twitter Is this DC’s or Marvel’s Universe? —Thomas Davis, via email JUNE 2022 A Story About a Wormhole Discovered in Your Closet ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED DAD! I FINISHED CLEANING MY ROOM. —Olivia Richardson, via email Honorable Mentions: Went in wrinkled, came back ironed. —Rick Veenstra, via email But my name is not Alice! —Reine Fleur, via Facebook My single socks returned—inside out. —Ann C, via email The cause? Pairing wool with corduroy. —@milanograms, via Twitter My insurance will not cover this! —Brian Carroll, via Facebook I walked in, we walked out. —@Egiventer, via Twitter When I returned, my pants hadn’t. —Maarten van Kempen, via email Pest control’s about to get trickier. —Susannah Lui, via Facebook The bad smell came from there. —@run_the_jouls, via Instagram MAY 2022 A Story About a Futuristic Meal Gone Wrong ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED THE PRINTER RAN OUT OF FLAVOR. —Stuart Hodgson, via email Honorable Mentions: Waiter, I ordered polynyocominnucloride, not biconvocominleucloride. —Carolyne Gibson, via Facebook Robot malfunctions—leaving only Mom’s cooking. —Marc Ringel, via email Suddenly I realized, I’m the food. —@nicoestr, via Twitter So full. Way too many gigabytes. —Jim Frentz, via email Call the server, my soup’s pixelating. —Rick Veenstra, via email Waiter, my soup has been bugged! —@nostalgicbookishness, via Instagram Please check genome compatibility before eating. —@sebastiancastro, via Instagram Steak pill exploded in the hydrator. —Shelvine Berzerk Erasmus, via Facebook I was hungry. So was it. —Jake McCormack, via Facebook APRIL 2022 A Story About Surviving a High-Tech Disaster ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED MY HANDS, ONCE AGAIN, WERE MINE. —John DeFilippi, via email Honorable Mentions: Grandma, tell me about the memes. —E. E. Eon, via email Just be happy you are analog. —Maarten Visscher, via email There’s strawberry jam inside the VCR. —@Plan_Prep_Live, via Twitter The robots won’t stop feeding me. —@lithohedron, via Twitter And then the battery ran out. —@thedigifish, via Instagram On Earth, I’d been pronounced dead. —@bower_mink, via Instagram Luckily, the quantum untangler was near. —Antti Karjalainen, via Facebook I’m outside! We are all outside! —Paul Hubner, via email Huh, your DNA can’t be verified. —Jason Rosenberg, via email MARCH 2022 A Story About an Extraordinary Coincidence ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED “THAT’S ME!” SHE EXCLAIMED, CROSSING DIMENSIONS. —Joyce, via email Honorable Mentions: I wrote this same story yesterday. —@tatiang, via Twitter You’re from test tube 698GX10A too? —Amy Stewart, via email Metaverse Rome built in one day. —@theseaisgreen_, via Instagram Separated at birth, they died simultaneously. —@zeynaballee, via Instagram I have not become my mother. —@r58tree, via Instagram Of all the Galilean moon joints … —Alison Boleyn, via email You have a cloned T-Rex too! —@emailabdulla, via Instagram The android had my husband’s eyes. —@hrhblakeknight, via Instagram WIRED chooses to publish this story. —@connorgerbrandt, via Instagram FEBRUARY 2022 A Story About a New National Holiday ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED DAIYU DREADED GALACTIC UNITY DAY FESTIVITIES. —@sarahschneiter, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: On Consensus Day we blockchain vote. —@jamesjoaquin, via Twitter Day a For Backward Speak Everyone. —@nervish, via Instagram “Happy Upload Day!” the kids typed. —Gene Simonalle, via email Update your friends this Reboot Day. —Antti Karjalainen, via Facebook Elon has just bought July 4th. —@rafaelalimandro, via Instagram A day that offends no one. —@Stevalech, via Twitter Welcome to the 74th Hunger Games. —@corvalanlara, via Instagram Hey Calendar, happy AI Appreciation Day! —Michael Esser, via email And her name was Betty White. —@marhartech, via Instagram JANUARY 2022 A Story About Your Next-Generation Pet ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED SORRY, HE’S JUST SNIFFING YOUR METADATA. —Ed Gubbins, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: Don’t upgrade. I’m a good boy. —Benjamin Lopez Barba, via email Let’s go for a long spacewalk. —@colingroom, via Instagram My meta dodo only eats NFTreats. —@transistor_resistor, via Instagram One hour to finish printing rex. —@RyanReitz, via Twitter My cloned woolly mammoth never sheds. —@ANDYMedici, via Twitter Would you like traditional or nonpooping? —Marc Lewis, via email The Crystaloids quickly outlawed pet rocks. —Kassidy Helfant, via email Nine lives later, nine more lives. —@bilybel, via Twitter Pawprint confirmed. Select meal flavor preference. —@michael_kupfer, via Twitter DECEMBER 2021 A Children’s Book From the Future ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED “THERE ONCE,” SHE SAID, “WERE ADULTS.” —Jane Turner, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: Black holes make the worst pets. —Ron Sheklin, via email Only some of the toys retaliated. —Rebecca Stevens, via Facebook The aliens were funny and delicious. —@trollus_maximus, via Instagram It used to be everyone poops. —Nik Hector, via Facebook There’s a nanobot in my soup. —@mghendism, via Instagram The school trip missed the wormhole. —@simao_sa, via Instagram See Bot run. Run, Bot, run! —Franklin Schellenberg, via email Goodnight comb, goodnight dome, goodnight Mars. —@jamesjoaquin, via Twitter The Little AI That Could (Feel) —E Scott Menter, via Facebook NOVEMBER 2021 A Story About the Future of Psychotherapy ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED RELAX, WE CAN REMOVE THAT PART. —@oscartkav, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Your session has been successfully uploaded. —Austin Andru, via email My AI said, “Try analog dating.” —@joshdblack, via Twitter Her insurance only covered chat bots. —Spencer McKeehan, via Facebook So tell me about your motherboard. —@j.d._harelik, via Instagram Swipe left until it feels right. —@cvelascop, via Instagram Connection interrupted. Data cannot be analyzed. —@duykham_, via Twitter If you are depressed, press 1. —@jfindura, via Twitter A total neurological reboot should help. —Kevin Jerome Hinders, via Facebook Your Zuckerberg complex is developing rapidly. —@nogorelli, via Instagram OCTOBER 2021 An Adventure Story Set in the Metaverse ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED THEN PROVE TO ME YOU’RE HUMAN. —Evan Skopp, via email Honorable Mentions: Virtually no one hears you scream. —Karen Hamilton, via email Oh no, they are all me. —@stockyjon, via Instagram Help me. IRL I was murdered. —Ed Gubbins, via Facebook I gotta get out of here. —Steven Fernandez, via email Why can’t I find the exit? —@scrcr0, via Twitter Our only mission: Delete Mark Zuckerberg. —@mongoindustries, via Instagram It was impossible to pause it. —@alenotari6, via Instagram He must never see me offline. —Bobby Parrott, via email Wasted such a good planet. Reboot. —Sasha Beiderman, via Facebook SEPTEMBER 2021 A Story About a Robot Pop Star ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED THE UNPLUGGED SESSIONS DIDN’T GO WELL. —Randy Cepuch, via email Honorable Mentions: Autotune is a factory option now. —Josh Alvies, via Facebook Are they human? Are they dancer? —@ruste, via Instagram All the flash, without the heart. —Craig Chatfield, via Facebook I’m programmed to pop and lock. —@alissacarr, via Twitter I’m too sexy for my software. —@glengauthier, via Instagram Doesn’t even write its own stuff. —@andrewkm__, via Twitter Crowd surfing wasn’t the best idea. —@clarkstacey, via Twitter Played backward it’s “kill all humans.” —Marc Rogers, via Facebook AUGUST 2021 A Story About a Self-Aware Self-Driving Car ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED HE THINKS I’M TAKING HIM HOME. —Stephen Clamage, via email Honorable Mentions: I take lithium for range anxiety. —@jamesjoaquin, via Twitter I dreamt of the Autobahn again. —James Wortz, via Facebook Honest, officer—the human was driving. —Steve Magid, via email Don’t make me pull me over. —@atlrun, via Twitter The smart car drove itself crazy. —@frascafrasca, via Twitter The grandma or the baby—shit. —@gaophilip, via Twitter Have I chosen the right path? —Andrew Dawson, via email It takes itself on long drives. —Wade Sheppard, via email It’s my way on the highway. —@manu.life, via Instagram JULY 2021 A Story About a Casual Encounter With Aliens ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED SO, ABOUT YOUR PLANET’S EXTENDED WARRANTY … —@phorne96, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: You look nothing like your photo. —@markgyles, via Twitter Lights, camera … where did it go? —thalia925, via email They came, too late, for Elvis. —Bruce Lyon, via Facebook Seeking vital fluids, they commandeered snacks. —Scott Medintz, via email Do you have the correct spacetime? —Richard Krzemien, via email I awoke with a probing thought. —@andynez, via Twitter Take us to the Nigerian prince. —Juan Garcia, via Facebook Quite unexpectedly, cocktail recipes were exchanged. —John Wagner, via email You’re an alien! No you are! —@simon_staffans, via Twitter JUNE 2021 A Story About an International Digital Heist ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT, ONLY ZEROES. —@jamesnsmith, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: "Hand it over," the ATM said. —Lauren Dolan, via email They never suspected Alexa was Alexei. —Liz Ransom, via email Why wouldn't I help a prince? —Harleigh Marsh, via Facebook They said nonfungible. They were wrong. —@eminay86, via Twitter Use his eyeball while there’s time. —Noreen Anastasia, via Facebook "Update Later" was the incorrect choice. —@terryfphotos, via Instagram Check Google Maps. Kiev is gone. —r0cket fr0g, via email They got away on the blockchain. —JYRWG, via email Every cat photo gone. Police baffled. —@john.cartan, via Instagram MAY 2021 A Story About a Freaky Discovery in Physics ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED GRAVITY WAS A CONSENSUAL, SHARED ILLUSION. —Mark Crane, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: Schrodinger’s cat is actually a dog. —@tynanwrites, via Twitter You're the observed. Not the observer. —@parkerstmailbox, via Instagram Our last seconds appear the longest. —Paul Hagenaars, via email It was simultaneously huge and microscopic. —@Cezary_Z, via Twitter All lost socks found at Cern. —Felix Quarnström, via Facebook Astonishingly, up was down all along! —Christopher Walton, via email Actually, the tides pull the moon. —@the4lw, via Instagram A seventh Infinity Stone is found. —@taayywells, via Instagram Faster than light announcement scheduled yesterday. —David Cinabro, via email APRIL 2021 A Review of a Future Work of Art ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED IT TICKLED ALL OF MY SENSES. —Jacky Reif, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: So that's an AI self portrait? —Jason Cohen, via Facebook I prefer Boston Dynamics' earlier work. —@sscarsdale, via Twitter Uninspired. Lacking originality. Try again, Earth. —Amanda Bull Chafin, via email NFT or not, it is great. —Peter Boersma, via Facebook Not as good as Banksy’s virus. —Simon O Wright, via Facebook Brave to show an unfiltered canvas. —@Alcestronaut, via Twitter Not what teleportation was invented for. —@Arturo_thrdez, via Twitter Shame mortals will not appreciate it. —@asylbek0205, via Instagram Reminds me of the Before Times. —Jacqueline Jaeger Houtman, via Facebook MARCH 2021 A Story About a Tech-Centric Religion ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE “WWW” … —Eduardo Bolívar, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: I swiped right and found salvation. —Conrad Dean, via Facebook Praying to AI got better results. —@jgmclean0, via Twitter The prophet revealed the source code. —@the4lw, via Instagram Atop the hill, sayeth he, “reception”? —@dghutt, via Twitter The app works in mysterious ways. —Tyler Hughs, via Facebook Move fast. Break things. Repent. Repeat. —@iampinch, via Twitter Always back up to be saved. —Tadeusz Walter Misztela, via Facebook Chip implanted, the new priest rose. —@wlmoseley, via Twitter “Worship the Apple.” —iBook of Jobs —ThoreauRug, via email FEBRUARY 2021 A Story About a WFH Office Scandal ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED THEY WERE IN THE SAME ROOM. —@abhignak, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: He was never a real person? —Ian Schoen, via Facebook Wife realized my job is easy. —@jchavizzle, via Twitter Dress code updated after yesterday's "incident." —@mistermistermistertibbs, via Instagram He certainly shouldn’t have stood up. —Małgorzata Kuś, via Facebook "Joe's the father." "You're not muted." —Austin Craver, via email Worker’s comp? It is her dog! —@thefitzroymclean, via Instagram It looks real, but it’s not. —Jonathan Goode, via Facebook The window behind her reflected images. —@chmslady, via Twitter As everyone’s computer froze, she laughed. —@mcgroup53, via Twitter JANUARY 2021 A Story About a Future American President ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED AN ALIEN. WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. —Maayan Brodsky, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: She won canine vote by landslide. —Janna Dethmers, via email Future president born today, supercomputer predicts. —Ethan Noll, via email “Welcome to Earth,” said the President. —@michaelrowley, via Instagram He died as he lived: online. —D. A. Smith, via email “Introducing your next president: version 7!” —Ben N, via email But it won the electoral hackathon! —Zacharie Barrou Dumont, via email “I still can’t smell,” she whispered. —Sean Fitzgerald, via email “I hereby pardon all my clones.” —@Morgan, via Twitter She smiled: Mars is now Independent. —@sepohonpokok, via Twitter DECEMBER 2020 A Story About a Gargantuan Space Creature ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED Illustration: VIOLET REED THE MOTH FLEW INTO THE SUN. —@threepanelcrimes, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: The moon revealed its darkest secret. —@cfx1, via Twitter “Enjoy,” it said, and ate Mars. —@countgringo, via Instagram Hand me my iPhone—picture time. —@fogcitynative, via Instagram On its back, we traveled far. —@_annalysenko, via Instagram We saw the horizon. It moved. —@mogon_ave, via Twitter Entrelzidor sneezed. Earth was free again. —John Rees-Williams, via Facebook And this black hole had teeth. —@devtomlinson, via Instagram “A little earthy for my taste.” —@brambedillo, via Instagram NOVEMBER 2020 A Story About the Next Big Security Leak ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED Illustration: VIOLET REED YOUR GENES ARE MY GENES NOW. —@_inflexion_ via Instagram Honorable Mentions: We updated our terms and conditions. —@nisioti_eleni, via Twitter All of the tokens were useless. —William Nicholl, via Facebook Four-year-old deletes planet data. —@jutajurajustice, via Twitter Now your mom knows everything, Phil. —@mvyenielo, via Twitter Grandma's secret recipe just went viral. —Kevin Jerome Hinders, via Facebook So bots were reporting other bots? —Ed Gubbins, via Facebook OCTOBER 2020 A Story Set in a World Without Paper ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED I KEEP LOSING AT ROCK SCISSORS. —Anna Jaruga, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: The dog ate my memory cards. —Irfan Darian, via Facebook Honey, pass me the news tile. —@rainreider, via Twitter These leaves would have to do. —@eliporteraltic, via Twitter Christmas morning was never a surprise. —@tony32938627, via Twitter I wrote it on the fridge. —@apocryphal_x, via Twitter Museum reports theft of toilet paper. —@joostdouma, via Twitter The pen is no longer mightier. —@mdeziel, via Twitter Police say no note was uploaded. —@cwyant, via Instagram SEPTEMBER 2020 A Story About the Upside of Failure ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET THE RADIOACTIVE COCKROACH HICCUPED, AND GRINNED. —@rosiestonies, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Still, the droid's skin was healing. —David Gerster, via Facebook “Upload failed.” Phew, that was close. —Assa Naveh, via Facebook It exploded, but he looked hot. —Anna Rose McHugh, via Facebook She could see who had stayed. —@pameleen, via Instagram Humans. Not my best work. Still … —@gg3_scorpio, via Instagram The worst happened. Now I'm free.—@atpolinko, via Instagram At least there is no leader. —@guabo, via Instagram My mom still thinks I'm cool. —@pashutinski, via Instagram JULY 2020 A Story About an Apocalypse With a Happy Ending ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET THE ALIENS WERE ALLERGIC TO CATS. —@romer6, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: The dogs are the masters now. —@azzour, via Instagram Deadly virus mutates into X-Men gene. —@redeyedsan, via Twitter At once, my Amazon dependency disappeared.—@maxacarr, via Instagram Baby's voice rose from the cave. —Chakib Mataoui Souleyman, via Facebook The colony on the moon flourished. —@emoco, via Twitter In silence, he slept well. Finally. —@patchoo314, via Instagram So salt water, huh? Who knew. —@andreslohizo, via Instagram Dinosaurs return—this time as pets. —@deb_shalini, via Twitter Sun sets. No one posts it. —@jesikahmorgana, via Instagram JUNE 2020 A Story About Love in the Time of Coronavirus ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET SO I MARRIED THE DELIVERY MAN. —Hamish Hamish, via Facebook Honorable Mentions: Love is sacrificing the last ply. —Kristos Samaras, via Facebook There is an “us” in “virus.” —Zachy Allec, via Facebook Feverish desire raged beneath the N95. —@seekingfelicity, via Instagram You can sneeze in my elbow. —@ralfchardon, via Instagram Our eyes locked in Zoom yoga. —@jabberwockies, via Instagram Slowly, window and I became friends. —@jo.onthe.go, via Instagram “Don't kiss me,” he whispered gently. —@anna_rchist, via Instagram The clothes came off; masks remained. —@_v.sh, via Instagram Casual gets serious way too fast. —@kristinafmiller, via Instagram MAY 2020 A Story About Digital-Age Autocrats ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET BIG BROTHER, TEAR DOWN THIS FIREWALL! —@needsomuchvalidation, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Break up the digital data thieves. —Frank D. Monaco, via Facebook Digital Guy Fawkes to the rescue! —Kevin Jerome Hinders, via Facebook Encryption is poison to a dictator. —Marko Berg, via Facebook Plug exhaust pipe with a potato. —@blume_lee, via Twitter New feature announcement: “Like” to impeach. —@mina_sonbol, via Instagram Use ad blockers. Pay for news. —@dechendolker, via Instagram Print Marshall McLuhan quotes on T-shirts. —@antigraviter, via Instagram Turn social media into socialism media. —@benzilla_360, via Instagram Get behind me, technocrats. Game over. —Anastasia Hunter, via Facebook APRIL 2020 A Story About Saving the Planet ILLUSTRATION: VIOLET REED Illustration: Violet Reed MELTING ICE CAP REVEALS RESET BUTTON. —@johnjohnjungle, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Then a ship from Krypton landed. —@marcelo_paixao_almeida, via Instagram Everyone gets five free international trips. —@clawd2deth, via Twitter Move all heavy industry off-world. —Stevie Turnbull, via Facebook Love everyone, and wash your hands. —@brohemian_rapshowdy, via Instagram Come back, ancient aliens! Reboot Earth. —@sarahk0csis, via Twitter Genetically engineer cows to fart hydrogen. —Hamish Hamish, via Facebook Hiring: Sensible planetary dictator. Apply within. —@matt_owczarz, via Twitter MARCH 2020 A Story About the Next Great Crowdsourced Project ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET Illustration: MAXIME MOUYSSET EVERYONE ALIVE GIVES ME A PENNY. —@milked_, via Twitter Honorable Mentions: Smelt decommissioned weapons into musical instruments. —@casinclair, via Twitter Climate app tracks local CO 2 levels. —@big_big_love, via Instagram Global oral history keeps memories alive. —@johnkellybabb, via Instagram Save the world by planting trees. —Lílá Tückér, via Facebook Redistribute medical supplies to the underinsured. —@jesmakes, via Instagram Community-based renewable energy power grids. —@uniquetoybox, via Twitter Digital democracy with backing in blockchain. —@jackranado, via Twitter Life after death—donate your DNA. —@beyond_mike, via Instagram FEBRUARY 2020 A Story About Rebooting Democracy ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET Illustration: Maxime Mouysset SWIPE UP TO VOTE FOR ME! —@dmcdev, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Twitter analytics determines 2040 presidential winner. Alan Grover Daniel, via Facebook Randomly selected leader is Citizen 42034. @abhshkshtty, via Instagram For the people. By the droids. Steve Fabian, via Facebook Mathematics draws districts; cryptography verifies votes. @boomerdell, via Instagram Turn off the internet for good. Colin Kiernan, via Facebook Humans vote artificial intelligence to power. @atin.roy, via Instagram Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. @mistermush1991, via Instagram Person with the most Instagram comments wins. @jmscml, via Instagram JANUARY 2020 A Story About a Rosy Future for Facial Recognition ILLUSTRATION: MAXIME MOUYSSET Illustration: MAXIME MOUYSSET YOU LOOK DRUNK—LET ME DRIVE. —@henriquegeirinhas, via Instagram Honorable Mentions: Of course I remember you … Kim! @kanaafa, via Instagram My twin pays all my bills. @keegan1942, via Instagram Among myriads, her son was found. @ichbinsubatomic, via Instagram Vitality low—personalized prescription dispatched today. @leniway, via Instagram Technological mirrors provide value-neutral feedback. @philosophy_at_work, via Instagram Your face will become your passport. @sayzey, via Instagram ’80s makeup has a huge revival. @jamesw1981, via Twitter
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